Stamp: Victoria's Secret

G0d, I wish somebody would have told me

When I was younger that all bodies aren't the same

Photoshop itty-bitty models on magazine covers

Told me I was overweight

I stopped eating, what a bummer

Can't have carbs and a hot girl summer

If I could go back and tell myself

When I was younger, I'd say, psst

I know Victoria's secret

And girl you wouldn't believe

She's an old man who lives in Ohio

Making money off of girls like me

Cashing in on body issues

Selling skin and bones with big boobs

I know Victoria's secret

She was made up by a dude (dude)

Victoria was made up by a dude (dude)

Victoria was made up by a dude

I wish somebody would've told me that thighs of thunder

Meant normal human thighs

The fucking pressure I was under

To lose my appetite

And fight the cellulite

With hunger games like every night

If I could go back and tell myself

When I was younger, I'd say, hey dummy

I know Victoria's secret

And girl you wouldn't believe

She's an old man who lives in Ohio

Making money off of girls like me

Cashing in on body issues

Selling skin and bones with big boobs

I know Victoria's secret

She was made up by a dude (dude)

Victoria was made up by a dude (dude)

Victoria was made up by a dude

I know Victoria's secret

And girl you wouldn't believe

She's an old man who lives in Ohio

Making money off girls like me

Cashing in on body issues

Selling skin and bones with big boobs

I know Victoria's secret

She was made up by a dude

I know Victoria's secret

And girl you wouldn't believe

She's an old man who lives in Ohio

Making money off girls like me

Cashing in on body issues

Selling skin and bones with big boobs

I know Victoria's secret

She was never made for me and you